rappinpicard asked: what are your thoughts on quark ♠ odo (thats a spade in case it doesn't render the text)
perfect. this is a good ask.
when or if I started shipping it: their SURLY FRIENDSHIP has always been one of my favorite things
my thoughts: the more i think about this the funnier it is god like quark does something underhanded and odo is so pissed off he just…kisses him and they kiss and then stare at each other because once you hate-smooch there’s no going back
What makes me happy about them: every single thing. just. they don’t like each other, but they care about each other. and their relationship in canon is really good
What makes me sad about them: they never hate-smooch
things done in fanfic that annoys me: i have actually read one fic odo rapes quark it was terrible what a terrible night
things I look for in fanfic: give me good quark and odo interaction and i might love you forever
My kinks: sometimes someone had to auspitize(fuck this word okay) but it never works the other person just ends up mad too
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: odo/kira but that…is FLUSHED…or omg PALE what if pale odo/kira was a thing MMMMM okay ODO/GARAK blackrom!!! odo hateflirts with everyone, he can’t help it!!! everyone makes him SO MAD!!! quark/me
My happily ever after for them: they snark at each other and awkwardly console each other sometimes for eternity
who is the big spoon/little spoon: once odo literally turned into a really big spoon for some reason. quark stared, baffled. ???
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: staring hatefully at each other
